The Radiopants Dance
by Dr. Mister Cody
Hello, and welcome to the Radiopants Dance, the unofficial comedy resume and official blog of Cody Johnston. I live in Columbus, OH and you can contact me at Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com. Sometimes I am featured on www.cracked.com. Below are links to my many things. Hire me to be funny for you.
The Dance Cast And Crew List
One of the requirements for the contest was that it had to be under 5 minutes. We managed to get the take done in 4 minutes, 59 seconds, and 29 frames. So, yay for us, we were a frame away from having to do it again. Anyway, that’s why there are no credits. Here’s everyone that would have been in the credits. Amazing job, everyone…
Directed by
Zach Glueck
Bill Heidrich
Produced by
Kevin Toomey
Written by
F. Ryan Yantek
Camera by
Zach Glueck
Nick Sudar
Assistant Direction by
Corey Fields
Art Direction by
Sarah Guarino
Costume Design
Arianna Bond
Starring
Cody Johnston
Samantha Bowling
Featuring Performances by
Arianna Bond
Sarah Corey
F. Ryan Yantek
Sarah Guarino
Andy Gallagher
Bill Heidrich
Justin Nawman
Adrian Jusdanis
Jeff Stormer
Kevin Toomey
Sound Recording by
Nick Sudar
Rashida Davison
Production Assistance by
Sarah Corey
Patrick J. Murphy III
Ali Fawn Woodruff
Chris Ramdeen
Post Production Sound Mix by
Nick Sudar
Kevin Toomey
Edited by
Zach Glueck
Based on an Original Concept by
Zach Glueck
Bill Heidrich
Cody Johnston
Music by
Andy Gallagher
Adrian Jusdanis
The Dance
This is a short film I worked on for Campus Moviefest ‘09. It was conceived by myself, my friend Ryan, my friend Bill, and my friend Zach. Every single person that worked on this was AMAZING and worked extremely hard on it and I can’t thank people enough for helping out. This is actually the reason I love Columbus and have reservations about moving to LA or New York. I don’t think this would have been made in LA or New York.
The only thing you need to know about this before you watch it is that it was done in one take with two cameras.
Also, don’t expect jokes, because there are none.
Also, YouTube made the quality look all pixelated.
Also, apparently there were three things you needed to know.
The Curse Of The Moongician (And Other Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight)
The Halloween That Was Actually Arbor Day
I also wrote this. Happy Halloween or whatever.
Slutty Girls In Slutty Costumes
Here’s my Halloween video (or here). Maybe I spent too much time on it, but I’m pretty proud of every aspect of it (except maybe the recording quality). I feel like it acts as karma for all those people who didn’t watch LOST (or Battlestar Galactica) while I made all my videos/songs about LOST (and Battlestar Galactica). Although, I did manage to sneak in a hidden LOST and Battlestar Galactica reference. If you notice one of them, let me know and I’ll give you either a million dollars or a “Yup, that was it.”
Hi, I’m Cody, and I hope you like my song.
Suggested comment, depending on your opinion of the video:
1) “That was a shitty video in a shitty costume.”
2) “That was the shit.”
For some reason, the video quality seems off (a little randomly jumpy). Ignore that.
Let's Talk About Porn At High School For A Second
No more than 6 years ago, if you were in high school, you could log onto the school’s computers and go to www.whitehouse.com. What you would find is porn (pictures of naked ladies at school). “www.whitehouse.gov” was the White House’s website. “.com” was porn. It’s just a bunch of ads for financial aid now. To all you high schoolers who frequent here (no one), I hope for your sake there’s a www.cia.tits.
Here’s a pirate joke for Halloween. For the punchline, just click on the audio.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
I’ve been rocking half a set of head phones for a while. It makes recording anything difficult, but not impossible. The working half of said head phones are now broken. This makes recording anything impossible. That sucks.
Creepiest Middle School Note Ever
I played this song once at an open mic a couple weeks ago. Then I made this video.
Suggested comment: Is there a box to check for “that sucked?”
The Curse Of The Moongician (And Other Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight)
The Undelivered Package
I’ve been posting a lot of old TTTRM on Dr. Mister Blog. I wanted to write a new one. Here’s a new one.
My former roommate and current friend Tom lives in Cincinnati right now. I haven’t seen or spoke to him in too long, but he left the following comment on that Balloon Boy piece:
Hey joke-boy, ya making them jokes? Yeeaahhh… jokes…the old laugh-laugh…
Anyway does posting on this thing make me as dumb as the rest of these people? They seem really bitter
Tom fucking rules.
Every Joke The Internet Will Make About Balloon Boy (If It Already Hasn't)
When I did this I originally thought it was already too dated, but I keep seeing Balloon Boy jokes pop up. So here. Let’s get it over with.
New Job, Same Problem
- I am at a coffee house/bar right now, enjoying some free wi-fi and some beer, writing jokes or whatever for my job writing jokes or whatever. I am surrounded by beautiful girls and their laptops. The below is not an actual conversation I have had yet, because pretty girls often scare me. I assume, though, that this is about how that conversation would go.
- Me: Hi, I'm Cody, and I couldn't help but notice you're super cute.
- Girl: Oh, yeah? What do you do?
- Me: I write for a comedy website. Cracked.com.
- Girl: Oh, yeah? What's that?
- Me: It's this comedy website.
- Girl: Right.
- Me: But, like, not like the magazine. The magazine went under.
- Girl: Okay.
- Me: But there's still a website.
- Girl: Neat.
- Me: It's really popular, according to the site traffic.
- Girl: It was nice meeting you.
- Me: You too.
- The End
Keeping Up With The Hoaxes
Tonight’s Episode: Balloon Boy Is On A Train
Balloon Boy’s Dad: My son is on that train!
Anyone Else: Really?
Balloon Boy’s Dad: Well…
Next Week on “Keeping Up With The Hoaxes”: Balloon Boy Is In A Cabin
The first half of this is great. The second half of this is also that (great).
Foul House: Hugs, Drugs, and Scandal On The Set Of Full House
Here’s something I wrote for Dr. Mister Blog. It’s got jokes about whatever or something.
Here are two suggested comments for your consideration, depending on your reaction to the piece…
“What the fuck is this supposed to be? Is it supposed to be funny because we watched Full House when we were kids? Well we did and it is.”
Or…
“More like FAIL House.”
