The Radiopants Dance
by Dr. Mister Cody
Hello, and welcome to the Radiopants Dance, the unofficial comedy resume and official blog of Cody Johnston. I live in Columbus, OH and you can contact me at Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com. I currently function as a columnist for Cracked.com. Below are links to my many things. Hire me to be funny for you.
The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie
New column up at Cracked today. I really take those snooty board games down a notch.
My Least Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Wrong
Yes, I wrote the first comment…
Briefly, on internet comments
Internet Comment culture is perpetually fascinating to me, and I will still eventually release my “Experiment In Internet Comments,” but I wanted to give you all a brief glimpse into their pathetic little world. I put up a little thing about Jurassic Park about a month ago. It’s on the front page of Cracked right now, and it brought us the following, from someone calling themself “CodySucks.”
Its almost as if Cody’s keyboard makes it so that whenever he types an endless landslide of diarrhea (shitslide) just oozes out onto the internet and instantly becomes labled as comedy. Now personally I think he is being satirical of bad comedy by posting something that is so completely foul and unfunny in every sense that it cannot possibly be taken seriously. But by posting something as wretched as this he has somehow created a masterpiece due to the fact that this is clearly a mockery of all of those internet articles that end up being sorry and dissapointing.
Six minutes later, this was posted by someone going by “Mark McDoggle.”
I think the fact that Cody’s antithesis (a.k.a. CodySucks) has made a short paragraph that contains more comedy than the entire collective works of Cody himself happens to be hilarious. That is all.
This would not be anything special, except for the fact that I can see the users’ ip addresses. What I’m getting at is that these two people are actually the SAME PERSON. More than the grammar, the spelling, and the unwarranted disgust, I think that this fact is the most telling of how these people think and how they view themselves. That is all.
"The Beatles Never Broke Up"
If you get into the right state of mind, all of these songs are really impressive and surreal. Also, the guy’s “story” is entertaining, if only for the poor use of a rabbit hole as the trigger for his dimensional journey. Also, he claims to want to be anonymous, then signs his name at the end. Either way, listen. These are fun.
Taylor swift really got Kristen Stewart’s patented lip-biting down perfectly. Maybe I should watch the whole episode.
Some days I wish I’d seen Twilight so I could make fun of it.
SNL: Quite frankly, the best Twilight parody yet.
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The Dance Cast And Crew List
One of the requirements for the contest was that it had to be under 5 minutes. We managed to get the take done in 4 minutes, 59 seconds, and 29 frames. So, yay for us, we were a frame away from having to do it again. Anyway, that’s why there are no credits. Here’s everyone that would have been in the credits. Amazing job, everyone…
Directed by
Zach Glueck
Bill Heidrich
Produced by
Kevin Toomey
Written by
F. Ryan Yantek
Camera by
Zach Glueck
Nick Sudar
Assistant Direction by
Corey Fields
Art Direction by
Sarah Guarino
Costume Design
Arianna Bond
Starring
Cody Johnston
Samantha Bowling
Featuring Performances by
Arianna Bond
Sarah Corey
F. Ryan Yantek
Sarah Guarino
Andy Gallagher
Bill Heidrich
Justin Nawman
Adrian Jusdanis
Jeff Stormer
Kevin Toomey
Sound Recording by
Nick Sudar
Rashida Davison
Production Assistance by
Sarah Corey
Patrick J. Murphy III
Ali Fawn Woodruff
Chris Ramdeen
Post Production Sound Mix by
Nick Sudar
Kevin Toomey
Edited by
Zach Glueck
Based on an Original Concept by
Zach Glueck
Bill Heidrich
Cody Johnston
Music by
Andy Gallagher
Adrian Jusdanis
The Dance
This is a short film I worked on for Campus Moviefest ‘09. It was conceived by myself, my friend Ryan, my friend Bill, and my friend Zach. Every single person that worked on this was AMAZING and worked extremely hard on it and I can’t thank people enough for helping out. This is actually the reason I love Columbus and have reservations about moving to LA or New York. I don’t think this would have been made in LA or New York.
The only thing you need to know about this before you watch it is that it was done in one take with two cameras.
Also, don’t expect jokes, because there are none.
Also, YouTube made the quality look all pixelated.
Also, apparently there were three things you needed to know.
The Curse Of The Moongician (And Other Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight)
The Halloween That Was Actually Arbor Day
I also wrote this. Happy Halloween or whatever.
Slutty Girls In Slutty Costumes
Here’s my Halloween video (or here). Maybe I spent too much time on it, but I’m pretty proud of every aspect of it (except maybe the recording quality). I feel like it acts as karma for all those people who didn’t watch LOST (or Battlestar Galactica) while I made all my videos/songs about LOST (and Battlestar Galactica). Although, I did manage to sneak in a hidden LOST and Battlestar Galactica reference. If you notice one of them, let me know and I’ll give you either a million dollars or a “Yup, that was it.”
Hi, I’m Cody, and I hope you like my song.
Suggested comment, depending on your opinion of the video:
1) “That was a shitty video in a shitty costume.”
2) “That was the shit.”
For some reason, the video quality seems off (a little randomly jumpy). Ignore that.
Let's Talk About Porn At High School For A Second
No more than 6 years ago, if you were in high school, you could log onto the school’s computers and go to www.whitehouse.com. What you would find is porn (pictures of naked ladies at school). “www.whitehouse.gov” was the White House’s website. “.com” was porn. It’s just a bunch of ads for financial aid now. To all you high schoolers who frequent here (no one), I hope for your sake there’s a www.cia.tits.
Here’s a pirate joke for Halloween. For the punchline, just click on the audio.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
I’ve been rocking half a set of head phones for a while. It makes recording anything difficult, but not impossible. The working half of said head phones are now broken. This makes recording anything impossible. That sucks.
Creepiest Middle School Note Ever
I played this song once at an open mic a couple weeks ago. Then I made this video.
Suggested comment: Is there a box to check for “that sucked?”
